me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
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glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

(Source: trickstercheebs, via awkward-fallen-angel)

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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

(Source: stuckindisney, via zanetheaiden)

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So me and my mom went to walmart and found this…

So me and my mom went to walmart and found this…

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via grlmdarkness)

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tennants-hair:

has this been done before or

tennants-hair:

has this been done before or

(via tennants-hair)

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(Source: steveogers, via rustboro-city)

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

(via grlmdarkness)

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